Just Shoot Me

While vacationing in the Caribbean, Frank and Carol get married, and when they return, have to deal with the conflicts between their children.

Al's date for the school dance is the infamous nerd, Steve Urkel.

Noticing a lack of discipline among her new family, Carol decides to institute some household rules that Frank and his kids have a difficult time following.

To Carol's disappointment, Frank doesn't see any significance to their one-month wedding anniversary.

Frank wants his son, J.T., to work in his construction business, but J.T. would rather work with Carol at the beauty salon.

Frank isn't pleased when he learns that Carol wants her family to join his family for the annual family day competition.

Frank and Carol repeat their wedding vows, but who's that guy dressed as a clown?

Dana defies her mother and goes to a rough nightclub, and immediately gets in trouble.

Frank wants the family to do more things together, but the camping trip he plans is a disaster.

Karen's failure to give Frank an important message almost results in his death.

A television crew doing a program on blended families pays a visit to the Lambert household.

When Frank and Carol purchase a new car for the family, J.T. immediately "borrows" it to impress a beautiful girl on their first date.

Carol transfers all of Frank's disorganized business records into a computer system, then accidentally erases all of the files.

When Frank and Carol leave Dana in charge of the children for a weekend, a quiet evening with a few friends quickly turns into a wild uncontrollable party.

Soon after Dana gets her driver's license, she and Frank are nearly involved in a serious traffic accident.

The Lambert family members try to help Mark defend himself against a school bully until they discover that the bully is a sweet little girl named Max.

When the girls in Al's heavy metal band are stricken with the flu on the night of their debut concert, J.T. and Cody disguise themselves as teenaged punk-rock girls so the show can go on.

When Carol starts attending school full-time, Frank takes over her household chores, with disastrous results.

The Lamberts are invited to join the exclusive Port Washington Country Club, but Frank, Carol and the children don't fit in with the rich snobs of the community.

Frank and Carol are enjoying Frank's first flying lesson until they realize they're trapped in the cockpit with a suicidal flight instructor.

Carol and Karen enter a mother/daughter beauty contest at Frank's men's club and are immediately propositioned by two of the lecherous judges, Howard and Bob Gordon.