Clarence

Hawkeye writes a letter home to his father and describes the 4077th's antics, including a raffle to send a Korean houseboy to the states.

Hawkeye and Trapper deal with the black market to obtain some much needed medical supplies.

Trapper steps into the boxing ring to keep a favorite nurse from being transferred out of the 4077th.

To Frank's dismay, Hawkeye is promoted to chief surgeon, which prompts Frank to call General Barker to the 4077th.

Hawkeye and Trapper help a young Korean girl gain freedom from her G.I. "Master."

General Clayton sends a film crew to the 4077th, but Hawkeye and Trapper, appalled by the propaganda, take matters into their own hands.

While Henry is away, Hawkeye fakes a psychiatric problem to gain some much needed R & R.

Henrys life is put in danger by a disgruntled helicopter pilot who will do anything to receive a discharge.

Henry receives a transfer and Frank is in charge, until Hawkeye and Trapper devise a plot to get their leader back.

A rash of thefts occurs at the 4077th and Hawkeye is the chief suspect when the loot shows up in his footlocker.

Hawkeye and Trapper swipe a pint of blood from Frank, but the patient they give it to comes down with an infection.

In a letter to his dad, Hawkeye describes the 4077th's follies during the Christmas season.

The nurses refuse to see the doctors after hours until Nurse Edwina finds a suitor.

Radar's spirits need lifting when his girlfriend dumps him, so Hawkeye helps him win the attention of a new nurse.

Hawkeye creates a fictional captain in order to give the local orphanage money and medical supplies.

Hawkeye and Trapper stop a Colonel from creating unnecessary battlefield casualties by having him sent stateside.

A childhood friend of Hawkeye's is killed by a stray bullet and Hawkeye stops the possibility of another senseless death by sending an underage G.I. home.

Hawkeye writes to his father about Frank and Hot Lips's continuing affair and a new doctor who turns out to be an impostor.

During a cold snap, Hawkeye's pair of longjohns becomes a popular item as it gets traded for necessary supplies around the camp.

During the popular Army-Navy football game, an unexploded bomb lands in the compound.

After insulting Frank's surgical skills, Hawkeye has a patient who turns critical.

Frank wants a transfer but Hawkeye and Trapper trick him into staying when they plant phony gold near the compound.

The 4077th celebrates and prepares to go home as a rumor of cease-fire spreads.

A troupe comes to entertain the 4077th as Henry is waiting for news of a baby and Trapper miraculously saves a critically wounded patient.